A review of Max Payne 3

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  1. DHrox

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    Hey guys. It's been a while since I've been around these parts but I still actively lurk. I decided to throw up my review of Max Payne 3 which I did under another pseudonym at gamepodunk.com. Here's the important stuff:


    "It's hard to miss an old friend when you don't realize how much he or she has impacted you. In the same way, I wasn't sure how much I'd enjoy Max Payne 3. The familiar grizzled cop and bullet-storm pastiche was my jam back in the good old days of shooter yesteryear, but times have changed. Gone is the era of Quake-style shoot-'em-ups, Unreal arena-FPSs, and most certainly gone are bullet-time powered third-person shooters. This shine of bullet-time wore off long ago and it has only been poorly imitated (or used in generic ways) in recent modern FPSs. Thank god for Max Payne 3, then, because it blows the living crap out of every bullet-time powered shooter out there. Forget Dead to Rights or The Matrix's slow-mo scenes; Max Payne does it better, and the third time truly is a charm for Rockstar.

    The first thing you'll notice when booting up Max Payne 3 is just how depressing this game is. Max hasn't been doing well in the few years since we last saw him. With his entire family dead, booze and painkiller's have become his roughest vices. Max downs both like candy drops, shrugging off their hallucinogenic and perception-altering affects. Still, you can see the his age and grief reflected in his body. Rockstar has ensured players see every pained expression and wrinkle on his face. Max's life has been tough, and his body clearly shows it.

    The third title in the storied franchise centers on Max's bodyguard employment for a rich Brazilian family known as the Branco's. The figurehead of the family, Rodriguo, is a popular builder and has earned several awards, including his attractive wife (hint: she's not there for the man). Naturally, said attractive wife also enjoys Brazil's nightlife and wears flashy clothing that sets her apart from the other loathsome, rich trash. In a sequence of events only possible in Max Payne, she ends up being kidnapped and Max blows up half of Sao Paulo looking for her. If you're looking for a much deeper, more complex and involving plot, look elsewhere. Yes, there's plenty of intrigue and a few decent shocks but it's nothing you haven't seen before. No, come for what Max Payne 3 does best: shooting.

    If Rockstar wants to do one thing incredibly well, it's the combat. Every gun is a powerhouse in Max's tired hands. You'll feel the kick of every SMG, handgun, rifle, or shotgun as you mow down hundreds of bad guys. When Max swings his revolver around, you can feel the weight of it in his hand as he physically adjusts his body's balance to account for the metal mass between his fingers. When he pulls the trigger, your adrenaline pumps as the bullet speeds along and gloriously makes contact with an enemy target. To make the combat as visceral and exciting as possible, Rockstar has also utilized motion capture tech and the Euphoria engine, allowing for incredibly realistic animation and physiological response to being shot (think action movies where bodies twitch for each impact). In English, Max Payne 3 lets players shoot up people real pretty-like.

    The most important part of the combat, however, is the bullet time. Much like the old games in the series, bullet time fills up with kills. The more Max shreds, the more foes he can stylishly dispatch using his signature bullet-dodge and slow-motion abilities. A final killcam also highlights the brutality of combat, showing each and every hole a bullet makes in an enemy. If players wish, they can 'bullet-time' the cam and slow it down to enjoy the savagery on-screen for longer periods of time. Not that I would encourage such behavior or anything.....

    The singleplayer campaign clocks in at around 7-10 hours, depending on what difficulty you choose. I went with Normal, disabled the auto-aim, and faced some fairly stiff odds here and there. The initial five or so chapters (of the 14 available) go by fairly quickly. Around the midway point, however, the difficulty ramps up. Expect a few frustrating deaths here and there. I had to learn certain enemy positions before blindly charging in with bullet-dodge; not doing so got me killed. All in all, the main story is a fun, well-scripted excuse to throw some awesome set-pieces at players. In particular, the siege on one guy's office is likely one of the best gunfights in gaming history.

    Visually, Max Payne 3 is a stunner. Particle effects have been turned up to 11 here and everything reacts beautifully to the impact of bullets. Dust and debris kick up as windows and sparks fly all around Max. It's an aural spectacle, especially in cramped environments where a rapid-fire SMG or shotgun is a necessity. The audio is equally strong, with voice-overs matching the quality of the game's production values perfectly. It also doesn't help that the weapons sound fantastic. The music is appropriate, though it's sometimes difficult to hear given how often I was squeezing the trigger.

    Rockstar has also boasted about its much-talked about multiplayer, calling it the most cinematic online experience possible. Thankfully, the experience is mostly fun, partly in thanks to the social media service Social Club. Social Club allows players to join up with crews and play on teams in any of the games varied modes. It's great to feel like a larger part of a gang, given the nature of Max Payne 3's enemy-gang tendencies and various factions. The MP modes, such as Gang War and Payne Killer, are all fairly interesting. Each has a different objective set, such as eliminating a hidden target, assassinating Max Payne and his partner Passos, or straight-up killing. No matter your fancy, Max Payne 3 will satisfy. Unfortunately, I wasn't as satisfied with the implemented bullet-time. While it actually works (in a multiplayer game!), I can't say I entirely understood its workings. That may be because I'm ill-experienced with these kinds of things but I'm fairly certain it doesn't help the games pace much. Regardless, the multiplayer is still a blast and ties in nicely with the singleplayer storyline.

    Max Payne 3 is Rockstar's homage to movies like Die Hard and Hard Boiled. It's part John Woo, part Bruce Willis, and all action. The violence is brutal, visceral, and satisfying, ensuring gamers blow up every single thing from here to who knows when. While the story may not be entirely original, it's still well-executed and drives the exciting action at a steady pace. The multiplayer, while somewhat handicapped by the bullet time, is still a great diversion from the singleplayer. It will no doubt have its fans among many of the players."


    Final Score: 9/10
     
  2. Streetvan1997

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    9/10? Are you kidding?

    This game is so repitive and boring. Also you don't have a feeling like your playing for anything, there are nO rewards at all except finding pieces of gold guns which when finally put together do nothing to the gun except the color. It's such a boring game that I'm trading it in tomorrow for Ghost Recon. Maybe they should of spent that money and time and making GTA even better. Spending a portion of our money to add the incredibly boring multiplayer was another bad move. There's only one way through each mission, and the exact same overall feeling through each level. Don't waste your money!! Save it for any of the about 6 really good games coming out this fall, like Borderlands which is going to be the best game this year ( if bioshock wasn't pushed to 2013 be a diff story), Grand Theft Auto, Resident Evil, Call of Duty ( which lately rampant cheating has turned me off, plus the arcade feel to the last one), bioshock in. Can't think of the sixth.
     
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    9/10? Are you kidding?

    This game is so repitive and boring. Also you don't have a feeling like your playing for anything, there are nO rewards at all except finding pieces of gold guns which when finally put together do nothing to the gun except the color. It's such a boring game that I'm trading it in tomorrow for Ghost Recon. Maybe they should of spent that money and time and making GTA even better. Spending a portion of our money to add the incredibly boring multiplayer was another bad move. There's only one way through each mission, and the exact same overall feeling through each level. Don't waste your money!! Save it for any of the about 6 really good games coming out this fall, like Borderlands which is going to be the best game this year ( if bioshock wasn't pushed to 2013 be a diff story), Grand Theft Auto, Resident Evil, Call of Duty ( which lately rampant cheating has turned me off, plus the arcade feel to the last one), bioshock in. Can't think of the sixth.
     
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    Well, I like it quite a bit and the multiplayer is great IMHO. I don't know if it's a 9 out of 10, but it's certainly up there.
     
  5. The Bat Outta Hell

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    Yeah I think I'll take his opinion over yours.
     
  6. DHrox

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    The point of the game isn't to reward you with 50,000 unlocks like most typical modern warfare shooters. Max Payne hits you with story and a driving narrative. I challenge you to find another game like it that actually favors a strong story thread over the typical anti-terrorist drivel that comes out. While you're free to debate my score, understand that Max Payne isn't trying to be like Ghost Recon or Medal of Honor. This isn't Call of Duty either. It's a bullet-time shooter, all fixings intact.
     
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    Is there an echo in here?;)

    I need to know what that sixth game is!:eek:

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    After looking through his list, it's probably Halo 4.
     
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    Oh so true my friend! Hey, at least the game rewards you with an extra blue color to paint your rifle with! It's so much more useful than the gold weapon unlocks in Max Payne 3...
     
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    I understand it's not supposed to be like those other games, I'm saying the amount of fun and drive to play more is so low. It's very bland, the story is weak and like so many other games and the gameplay is the same thing over and over in basically the same way. Something to hide behind and three or four guys to kill. Then a cut scene, it's incredibly boring and I'm going now to gamestop to trade it in.
     
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    > COD Player
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    > Gamestop
     
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    Bring back iReview.
     
  13. DHrox

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    I noticed he also said that the newest CoD had an arcade feel to it. When did the franchise ever not feel that way? In any case, 99.99% of shooters don't offer incentives to play except for offering a fantastic experience. If you need a game to beg you to play in order to unlock some achievement because you find the shooting and such repetitive, no modern shooter, Bioshock, Call of Duty, or Medal of Honor, will scratch that itch. Borderlands might do the trick but that's only a potential positive if that's what you seek.
     
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    Either way, it's already sold over 3 million copies in 7 days. That's a pretty big deal. Anyone getting Ghost Recon Future Soldier? I was going to pick up Dragon's Dogma, but now that reviews are rolling in..meh.
     
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    #15 The Bat Outta Hell, May 22, 2012
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    One of my favorites. You were a fool for not hiring him while you could.
     
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    I am strongly considering Ghost Recon. The reviews seem to indicate that it plays quite well, something which I was a little concerned about given the odd change of pace for the franchise. But I'm really looking forward to it now! I'm also really psyched about Spec Ops: The Line. It looks and plays so darn good.
     
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    I sadly didn't understand this joke (have been offline for a while). I wish I was here to see his other posts. I would have been epic.
     
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    This is now an iReview thread
     
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    Alright, here we go....

    "The last thing I remembered was the empty bottle of scotch on the table. The pills were sprawled out across the floor, little white reminders of the bad habits I couldn't kick. A few days ago, things were different. I was putting bullets in militia-mens' heads. Hell, I didn't even belong in Sao Paulo, but I needed the cash and it gave me something to do. Now, the only thing I was doing was wasting the business expenditures my boss had given me for failing the only job I was assigned; to protect his family. And tonight it will all reset, an endless cycle of bullets, blood, and alcohol-induced remorse.

    Max Payne 3 has good graphics and an excellent shooting system. Rockstar gave it everything it had and made a third-person gungame. It's fun but not all that fun, since it gets repetitive. You can only earn golden guns, which do nothing in the game. It's full of repetitious excitement, if you like that stuff."

    -not quite iReview
     
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    I'm sorry, but there's no way you're going to convince me that this is real...;)

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