Crush Your Enemies! Good Shepherd Entertainment GAME DESCRIPTION We have all had enough of those cliché fantasy worlds with brave knights, ladylike elves and little pe… $3.99 Buy Now Watch Media DetailsGAME DESCRIPTION We have all had enough of those cliché fantasy worlds with brave knights, ladylike elves and little people obsessed with jewellery. Generia is just another of those worlds... Thankfully there are evil barbarians coming to plunder, impale, drink beer, use inappropriate language and generally to make things interesting. And guess what? It's you who will lead them! Go back to the days when you thought real time strategy games were awesome. But this time you don't need to spend a whole hour to just win a skirmish. Jump right into battle and use your rusty strategic and tactical skills to crush hundreds of enemies within minutes! Crush Your Enemies has everything you like in strategy games: planning, choosing different types of units, managing resources, taking enemy territory and outwitting your opponents with the ingenious formations of your men. Only of this strategic goodness is packed into a tight and intense experience you can enjoy no matter how little time you have. “Crush Your Enemies is a strategy game like no other.” 9/10 – Pocketgamer.co.uk – Pocketgamer Gold Award “Crush Your Enemies is a fast-paced RTS that combines a need for strong strategy with pick up and play accessibility.” 4/5 – Hardcore Gamer “.....if you’ve been looking for an RTS with no nonsense then this is the one to get” 4/5 – Attack of the Fanboy “Crush Your Enemies is a breath of beer-belched air in a genre that often takes itself wayyy too seriously.” 4/5 – iDigitalTimes “Crush Your Enemies boils down RTS to its barest, most enjoyable form” -Brian Crecente, Polygon- “Crush Your Enemies is a funny, crazy, and pleasantly challenging game” - Becca Smith, GameSpew – “There is something about over-killing that just makes you smile.” - Juan Malave, DownRightUpLeft – GAME FEATURES: - True strategic challenge in a small package: Levels are packed with deep strategic options, but can be completed in shorter bursts - Super simple controls: Despite the depth of its systems, the game can be controlled with just one Mouse button - Epic Single-Player campaign: The game features hours of strategic single-player goodness - Cross-platform multiplayer: Play against your friends and loved ones on PC and mobile devices. The battle never has to end! - Various Unit Types: Different unit types each have a different role on the battlefield - Plundered Inventory: Expertly utilize and manage special items that can change the course of battles when used wisely - Weird Boss Battles: Have you ever battled a Giant Death Snail that has a passion for head-butting? No? What are you waiting for!? - Story filled with Naughty Humour: So your momma won't mistake the game for her favourite Medieval Village Clickfest! - Violence, Beer and Curse Words: Enough said…… Information Seller:Good Shepherd Entertainment Genre:Strategy Release:Jul 13, 2016 Updated:May 02, 2017 Version:3.0 Size:289.3 MB TouchArcade Rating:Unrated User Rating: (9) Your Rating:unrated Compatibility:HD Universal sugimulm Well-Known Member Aug 28, 2010 2,457 46 48 The last time zone for iOS game releases :( #2 sugimulm, Jul 13, 2016 Pretty good, but played a couple of levels. $4.99 for premium unlock. FYI, you need to 3 star to disable ads for the one level. lemessie Well-Known Member Jan 7, 2015 83 0 0 #3 lemessie, Jul 13, 2016 This game is very nice I like the humor and the gameplay! U have you try it! KeKhan Well-Known Member May 28, 2012 1,381 43 48 #4 KeKhan, Jul 14, 2016 This game needs WAY more attention! It's freaking awesome!! Really well done, TONS of features. It's fee to try, and you can play for free. You can unlock the full game with a 4.99 IAP. it doesn't just disable ads, the game is actually a LOT DEEPER in the full version!! If you think the game seems simple, check out the full version !! Multiple units, respurce management, structures, bosses, etc etc. the free version is very simple. This game needs a TA review, it's fantastic. jsrco Well-Known Member Patreon Silver Oct 15, 2009 2,134 1 38 Coordinator Seattle https://www.Fatthunder.com #5 jsrco, Jul 14, 2016 Anyone able to get multiplayer working? All I get is waiting for enemy. HelperMonkey Well-Known Member Dec 16, 2009 632 8 18 Iowa #6 HelperMonkey, Jul 14, 2016 Cracking good game description. Seriously. I will check it out based on that alone. qdiddy Well-Known Member Jul 24, 2014 442 0 0 #7 qdiddy, Jul 14, 2016 This game has it all. It accomplished bringing the rts to the phone and it's awesome! Gotta get back to crushing now. Other Member Sep 27, 2015 20 0 0 #8 Other, Jul 14, 2016 Really enjoy it, but crashing like whoa on the second village mission with the swamp and rain. Defard Well-Known Member May 25, 2011 322 15 18 UK #9 Defard, Jul 14, 2016 Mmmmmmm Not impressed with the swearing....needless and genuinely doesn't add to the humour. More not impressed with the fact it keeps constantly crashing on my iPad Air 2 64gb 4g (running latest IOS) lilneo Well-Known Member Feb 28, 2012 396 9 18 Work in State Government México https://twitter.com/LOVECRAFT_VG #10 lilneo, Jul 14, 2016 This game needs multi language support :\ colinkloecker Member May 8, 2012 20 0 0 #11 colinkloecker, Jul 14, 2016 So good and so addictive. No crashing on my iPhone 6S. rezn Well-Known Member Patreon Silver Mar 8, 2014 862 6 18 Male Coder/Keyer in medical ICD 10 Reno, NV #12 rezn, Jul 15, 2016 Kind of rad that this popped up on the Mac Store as well. I was actually planning to hold off on it after spending a good $35 already. But I think I better get in while it's hot. Seems the developers deserve the love and attention. Defard Well-Known Member May 25, 2011 322 15 18 UK #13 Defard, Jul 15, 2016 And also crashes on my 6plus 64gb on the speed King level (catapult level)...literally can't complete this level on any device atalkinghamsandwich Well-Known Member Oct 13, 2015 58 0 0 #14 atalkinghamsandwich, Jul 15, 2016 I'm having crash issues on the first Guarded Village. (First archer level). So fun, and I just paid for the promise of barbarian boobs! please fix! cymsdale Member Nov 2, 2013 23 0 1 #15 cymsdale, Jul 16, 2016 Same. Can't beat that level because it keeps crashing. Frustrating. Dagenoth New Member Jul 16, 2016 1 0 0 #16 Dagenoth, Jul 16, 2016 Hey guys One of the devs here. Thanks for all kind words and big sorry for crashes. Have you tried new version 1.1 that we posted today? If it still doesnt help you please restart phone and run the game without other apps in the background. We will post another update really soon. KeKhan Well-Known Member May 28, 2012 1,381 43 48 #17 KeKhan, Jul 16, 2016 Last edited: Jul 16, 2016 The update seems to fix the crash issues. This game is BALLS DEEP!! Buying the 4.99 unlock NOW! ~To the devs: I have a request - PLEASE change the icon name so it doesn't say "Crush Your En..." on my home screen. How about just "CRUSH" or something equally barbaric. My only request so far. I can't wait to try the full version with many more layers of gameplay! (Exploding hedgehog ????) Son of Anarchy Well-Known Member Oct 5, 2015 717 130 43 Male Shadow Runner Australia #18 Son of Anarchy, Sep 3, 2016 Just tried this out and it's really good, kind've like a distilled galconiun puzzle rts. Plenty of content (one time premium unlock) with three goals to achieve per level. Polished, deeper than I thought and plays fast. My only issue is the dialogue, I guess if you were 12 you'd think it was cool, but I'm not, and I didn't. I initially passed it over thinking it was a free to pay clash of clans type game which I'd never ever even consider playing. PG included it in some 'best strategy' list which led me to give it a look. Was pleasantly surprised to find that, as I mentioned earlier, it's really quite good. esty8nine Well-Known Member Dec 21, 2013 1,044 0 0 #19 esty8nine, Sep 28, 2016 Anyone know if you can find online matches in this ? Or is it dead icoker Well-Known Member Mar 26, 2013 652 10 18 #20 icoker, Aug 1, 2017 Does this have two-player mode on the same device? (You must log in or sign up to post here.) Show Ignored Content Share This Page Tweet Your name or email address: Do you already have an account? No, create an account now. Yes, my password is: Forgot your password? Stay logged in
Pretty good, but played a couple of levels. $4.99 for premium unlock. FYI, you need to 3 star to disable ads for the one level.
This game needs WAY more attention! It's freaking awesome!! Really well done, TONS of features. It's fee to try, and you can play for free. You can unlock the full game with a 4.99 IAP. it doesn't just disable ads, the game is actually a LOT DEEPER in the full version!! If you think the game seems simple, check out the full version !! Multiple units, respurce management, structures, bosses, etc etc. the free version is very simple. This game needs a TA review, it's fantastic.
This game has it all. It accomplished bringing the rts to the phone and it's awesome! Gotta get back to crushing now.
Mmmmmmm Not impressed with the swearing....needless and genuinely doesn't add to the humour. More not impressed with the fact it keeps constantly crashing on my iPad Air 2 64gb 4g (running latest IOS)
Kind of rad that this popped up on the Mac Store as well. I was actually planning to hold off on it after spending a good $35 already. But I think I better get in while it's hot. Seems the developers deserve the love and attention.
And also crashes on my 6plus 64gb on the speed King level (catapult level)...literally can't complete this level on any device
I'm having crash issues on the first Guarded Village. (First archer level). So fun, and I just paid for the promise of barbarian boobs! please fix!
Hey guys One of the devs here. Thanks for all kind words and big sorry for crashes. Have you tried new version 1.1 that we posted today? If it still doesnt help you please restart phone and run the game without other apps in the background. We will post another update really soon.
The update seems to fix the crash issues. This game is BALLS DEEP!! Buying the 4.99 unlock NOW! ~To the devs: I have a request - PLEASE change the icon name so it doesn't say "Crush Your En..." on my home screen. How about just "CRUSH" or something equally barbaric. My only request so far. I can't wait to try the full version with many more layers of gameplay! (Exploding hedgehog ????)
Just tried this out and it's really good, kind've like a distilled galconiun puzzle rts. Plenty of content (one time premium unlock) with three goals to achieve per level. Polished, deeper than I thought and plays fast. My only issue is the dialogue, I guess if you were 12 you'd think it was cool, but I'm not, and I didn't. I initially passed it over thinking it was a free to pay clash of clans type game which I'd never ever even consider playing. PG included it in some 'best strategy' list which led me to give it a look. Was pleasantly surprised to find that, as I mentioned earlier, it's really quite good.