NO THING - Surreal Arcade Trip Evil Indie Games Genres: Games Action Arcade GAME CENTER ENABLED $1.99 USD Subscribe to the TouchArcade YouTube channel Supported Devices: iPhone-3GS iPhone4 iPodTouchFourthGen iPad2Wifi iPad23G iPhone4S iPadThirdGen iPadThirdGen4G iPhone5 iPodTouchFifthGen iPadFourthGen iPadFourthGen4G iPadMini iPadMini4G iPhone5c iPhone5s iPhone6 iPhone6Plus iPodTouchSixthGen Minimum iOS Version: iOS 6.0 Download Size: 68.2MB NO THING - Surreal Arcade Trip Evil Indie Games The year is 1994 and it is the future. NO THING is an indie minimalistic surreal action game set in totalitarian regime… $1.99 Buy Now Watch Media DetailsThe year is 1994 and it is the future. NO THING is an indie minimalistic surreal action game set in totalitarian regime of future. Tells the story of an office clerk who is sent with important message to the Queen of Ice. Main features: - unique, weird storyline - retro surrealistic full 3D graphic - glitches and post effects - simple controls - full voiceover and speech synthesis - chiptune sounds - original cold wave music with over ten unique music themes - achievements - leaderboard - game center support - portrait mode and landscape mode supported - easy to play hard to master, very hard Please use headphones for the best experience! Information Seller:Evil Indie Games Genre:Action, Arcade Release:Apr 06, 2016 Updated:Jan 10, 2018 Version:1.1 Size:130.6 MB TouchArcade Rating:Unrated User Rating: (10) Your Rating:unrated Compatibility:HD Universal sinagog Well-Known Member Aug 15, 2014 937 0 0 #2 sinagog, Apr 6, 2016 Looks interesting. I adore the Coldwave w/ a hint of chiptune soundtrack from the trailer. Really sends you careening back to the early '80s, when the preponderance of synths and the still ongoing cold war made it seem like you were living in a chilly sci-fi movie. Not sure I'm gonna bite until I've heard at least a couple of impressions, though. Want to see if the gameplay is a little more than just turning left-and-right first. Still...interest piqued! Qwertz555 Well-Known Member May 22, 2010 2,318 29 48 #3 Qwertz555, Apr 6, 2016 Walking the same road today, sinagog. Read the description carefully and watch the screenies - it's exactly what you get - real trippy stuff. After quite a few deaths, i finally finished the first level and it says storyline 10%. Since the Devs stated 10 soundtracks, we're looking at 10 levels, at least. This first one was simply left and right, getting slowly used to the turns and the glitchy screens. The floating (auto) jump in the second level reminds of Fotonica, and should you fall from a higher level/street, with a bit of luck you can steer yourself back on track again, think Impossible Road. The controls work great, though i'm a little bit disappointed they didn't serve a second option with swipes. Would have made a cool one-hander, pity. Instead we tap left/right, and it almost plays a bit like a rhythm game. Portrait and landscape, all 4 directions, cool. If you don't like the voice (oh i love it), turn it off. No walk in the park this second level, so i can't tell how the game evolves. Difficult these days to recommend an "expensive" Temple Run-ner, but this is a playable piece of art and for this awesome music alone (in my ears!) - highly recommended. Little tip: keep concentrated after you beat level 1, it goes on. The direction input comes very late. sinagog Well-Known Member Aug 15, 2014 937 0 0 #4 sinagog, Apr 6, 2016 Glad to hear it's got a bit of challenge to it. I was a bit worried that it practically played itself. I love the nightmare dystopia setting. It's the kinda thing that seeps into my dreams (in a good way) at night. Man, there are few things more satisfying than landing back on the track on Impossible Road after falling an in-game mile. If the track goes up and down as well as just left and right, and it's already got a few tricks up its sleeve on the second level, it sounds like the gameplay's surprisingly meaty. Thanks for the impressions as always, Qwertz! I'm getting it. rezn Well-Known Member Patreon Silver Mar 8, 2014 862 6 18 Male Coder/Keyer in medical ICD 10 Reno, NV #5 rezn, Apr 6, 2016 Happy to see its available already! Nice to not have to wait till the evening to get a jump on this treat. Evil Indie Games Well-Known Member Mar 22, 2011 129 0 16 http://evilindiegames.com #6 Evil Indie Games, Apr 7, 2016 Nice suggestion, thanks! We are working with swipes for AppleTv version so we will add different control options in the future update for iphone/ipad too Jayg2015 Well-Known Member Jan 5, 2015 3,734 41 48 Male Player 1 Liberty city #7 Jayg2015, Apr 7, 2016 Anyone buy yet Anonomation ð® Spam Police ð Nov 22, 2013 2,339 4 38 New Orleans, Louisiana #8 Anonomation, Apr 7, 2016 Looks pretty evil to me H4nd0fg0d Well-Known Member Mar 30, 2010 1,905 0 36 #9 H4nd0fg0d, Apr 7, 2016 Okay, $2, I'll support. Looks pretty ill. Best stock up on epilepsy meds! And PLEASE bring the swipes!!!!!!!!!! Qwertz555 Well-Known Member May 22, 2010 2,318 29 48 #10 Qwertz555, Apr 7, 2016 Damn, and it plays evil. *hears the Devs muahahaha* Phew, at least i reached a 70% score on level two. Highly concentrated, mesmerized, every try a bit more, memorizing the tricky jump-turns. To get to know the path, i only play in landscape mode. The environment's preview is so important but limited in portrait. Oops, i even got stuck on this edge here where i should have gone straight. Attached Files: image.jpg File size: 61.5 KB Views: 16 vectorarchitekt Well-Known Member Dec 29, 2013 2,489 177 63 #11 vectorarchitekt, Apr 7, 2016 Immediately made me think of LSD: Dream Emulator, that weird Japanese PSX game. coolpepper43 ð® Spam Police ð Aug 31, 2012 4,615 7 38 On the toilet #12 coolpepper43, Apr 7, 2016 So fun! My newest obsession. This game is like Temple Run mixed with Wave Wave. Super twitchy and trippy, just how I like it. Btw, I was able to start the first level backwards by doing a 180 at the start of the level. It seems to still play fine. Evil Indie Games Well-Known Member Mar 22, 2011 129 0 16 http://evilindiegames.com #13 Evil Indie Games, Apr 7, 2016 Sure, you can do it! It should not break the gameplay The next step of playing NO THING is playing it on bananas: H4nd0fg0d Well-Known Member Mar 30, 2010 1,905 0 36 #14 H4nd0fg0d, Apr 7, 2016 Super sick! My eyes may be bleeding rite now. Great stuff indeed. Brawwwn Well-Known Member Jul 30, 2015 155 0 0 #15 Brawwwn, Apr 7, 2016 So this or Chameleon Run if I had to pick one since they're both runners. Evil Indie Games Well-Known Member Mar 22, 2011 129 0 16 http://evilindiegames.com #16 Evil Indie Games, Apr 7, 2016 NO THING is now on Steam too: http://store.steampowered.com//app/444800?beta=0 For PC, MAC, Linux. So you can play on big screen! Luciano1084 Well-Known Member May 8, 2014 1,515 0 36 #17 Luciano1084, Apr 7, 2016 Looks dope Qwertz555 Well-Known Member May 22, 2010 2,318 29 48 #18 Qwertz555, Apr 7, 2016 Last edited: Apr 7, 2016 LOOOOONG DEEEP PHEEEEEW! I finished level 2, i recite handofgod, with bleeding eyes �� I can't say if it's easier or worse on the eyes when played on a bigger screen (5s here), but you maybe might think of an option to reduce (even turn off) the glitches a bit? Against this beautiful piece of art, i know, but in favour of the players. And while i think i couldn't have finished that level with swipes (the last 15%), i'm still looking forward to them. Hmm, do those cubes slow me down a bit, change the story or the track layout, only the color or..no clue, yet. Next hypnotizing soundtrack on level 3. Feels like a maze without walls. Oh boy, Queen i'm coming, but very slowly. Good luck to me. Btw, though it's difficult as nails and dying is program, somehow the last pixels are on our side. Like the path is wide enough, or if you're completely off, you can reposition again with quick left-right inputs (or vice versa), or fall and save Impossible Road-ish once in a while. Possible to buy the soundtrack? Evil Indie Games Well-Known Member Mar 22, 2011 129 0 16 http://evilindiegames.com #19 Evil Indie Games, Apr 7, 2016 Last edited: Apr 7, 2016 Currently we are working on NO THING Soundtrack in mp3 as a DLC for a Steam version. We will look at other possibilities for soundtrack release (iTunes, or other solutions...). Look at the last number. Reds are opposite of Greens: giantfart12 Well-Known Member Oct 5, 2015 57 0 0 #20 giantfart12, Apr 7, 2016 Hey, looks interesting. Im just wondering, is there an endless mode or challenges, or just the 10 levels? The game looks pretty cool and I'll probably pick it up. (You must log in or sign up to post here.) Show Ignored Content Page 1 of 4 1 2 3 4 Next > Share This Page Tweet Your name or email address: Password: Forgot your password? Stay logged in
Looks interesting. I adore the Coldwave w/ a hint of chiptune soundtrack from the trailer. Really sends you careening back to the early '80s, when the preponderance of synths and the still ongoing cold war made it seem like you were living in a chilly sci-fi movie. Not sure I'm gonna bite until I've heard at least a couple of impressions, though. Want to see if the gameplay is a little more than just turning left-and-right first. Still...interest piqued!
Walking the same road today, sinagog. Read the description carefully and watch the screenies - it's exactly what you get - real trippy stuff. After quite a few deaths, i finally finished the first level and it says storyline 10%. Since the Devs stated 10 soundtracks, we're looking at 10 levels, at least. This first one was simply left and right, getting slowly used to the turns and the glitchy screens. The floating (auto) jump in the second level reminds of Fotonica, and should you fall from a higher level/street, with a bit of luck you can steer yourself back on track again, think Impossible Road. The controls work great, though i'm a little bit disappointed they didn't serve a second option with swipes. Would have made a cool one-hander, pity. Instead we tap left/right, and it almost plays a bit like a rhythm game. Portrait and landscape, all 4 directions, cool. If you don't like the voice (oh i love it), turn it off. No walk in the park this second level, so i can't tell how the game evolves. Difficult these days to recommend an "expensive" Temple Run-ner, but this is a playable piece of art and for this awesome music alone (in my ears!) - highly recommended. Little tip: keep concentrated after you beat level 1, it goes on. The direction input comes very late.
Glad to hear it's got a bit of challenge to it. I was a bit worried that it practically played itself. I love the nightmare dystopia setting. It's the kinda thing that seeps into my dreams (in a good way) at night. Man, there are few things more satisfying than landing back on the track on Impossible Road after falling an in-game mile. If the track goes up and down as well as just left and right, and it's already got a few tricks up its sleeve on the second level, it sounds like the gameplay's surprisingly meaty. Thanks for the impressions as always, Qwertz! I'm getting it.
Happy to see its available already! Nice to not have to wait till the evening to get a jump on this treat.
Nice suggestion, thanks! We are working with swipes for AppleTv version so we will add different control options in the future update for iphone/ipad too
Okay, $2, I'll support. Looks pretty ill. Best stock up on epilepsy meds! And PLEASE bring the swipes!!!!!!!!!!
Damn, and it plays evil. *hears the Devs muahahaha* Phew, at least i reached a 70% score on level two. Highly concentrated, mesmerized, every try a bit more, memorizing the tricky jump-turns. To get to know the path, i only play in landscape mode. The environment's preview is so important but limited in portrait. Oops, i even got stuck on this edge here where i should have gone straight.
So fun! My newest obsession. This game is like Temple Run mixed with Wave Wave. Super twitchy and trippy, just how I like it. Btw, I was able to start the first level backwards by doing a 180 at the start of the level. It seems to still play fine.
Sure, you can do it! It should not break the gameplay The next step of playing NO THING is playing it on bananas:
NO THING is now on Steam too: http://store.steampowered.com//app/444800?beta=0 For PC, MAC, Linux. So you can play on big screen!
LOOOOONG DEEEP PHEEEEEW! I finished level 2, i recite handofgod, with bleeding eyes �� I can't say if it's easier or worse on the eyes when played on a bigger screen (5s here), but you maybe might think of an option to reduce (even turn off) the glitches a bit? Against this beautiful piece of art, i know, but in favour of the players. And while i think i couldn't have finished that level with swipes (the last 15%), i'm still looking forward to them. Hmm, do those cubes slow me down a bit, change the story or the track layout, only the color or..no clue, yet. Next hypnotizing soundtrack on level 3. Feels like a maze without walls. Oh boy, Queen i'm coming, but very slowly. Good luck to me. Btw, though it's difficult as nails and dying is program, somehow the last pixels are on our side. Like the path is wide enough, or if you're completely off, you can reposition again with quick left-right inputs (or vice versa), or fall and save Impossible Road-ish once in a while. Possible to buy the soundtrack?
Currently we are working on NO THING Soundtrack in mp3 as a DLC for a Steam version. We will look at other possibilities for soundtrack release (iTunes, or other solutions...). Look at the last number. Reds are opposite of Greens:
Hey, looks interesting. Im just wondering, is there an endless mode or challenges, or just the 10 levels? The game looks pretty cool and I'll probably pick it up.
