Enviro-Bear 2010 Captain Games Inc. Who is driving that car? Oh my God, a Bear is Driving! How can that Be?! How to play: * Grab stuff with your finger. *… $1.99 Buy Now Watch Media DetailsWho is driving that car? Oh my God, a Bear is Driving! How can that Be?! How to play: * Grab stuff with your finger. * Eat Fish and Berries. * When you are FAT enough, drive into a cave to Hibernate. * You can throw stuff out the windows and sunroof! Famous people also like bears: "The driving controls provide as realistic of an experience as I can imagine if I were a bear driving a car" - TouchArcade.com "Enviro-Bear 2010 is a game made by crazy people ... practically impossible to get to wherever you want to go" - SlideToPlay.com "The best, and only, bear-driving-a-car simulation. Come for the absurdist humor, stay for the limited, but deceptively deep game design." - Anthony Burch, Destructoid "It's fantastically manic and unapologetically absurd, and any would-be quibbles about the touchiness of its vehicular controls are instantly headed-off and negated by the bare fact that bears don't know how to drive cars." - Brandon Boyer, Offworld OMG, better yet, check out all those magnificent user reviews! Information Seller:Captain Games Inc. Genre:Arcade, Simulation Release:Jul 08, 2009 Updated:Nov 30, 2017 Version:1.9 Size:6.0 MB TouchArcade Rating:Unrated User Rating: (5) Your Rating:unrated Compatibility:HD Universal The screens made me laugh haha Devilishly Good Well-Known Member May 1, 2009 9,230 2 0 The Underworld #2 Devilishly Good, Jul 9, 2009 lol, that looks more like enviro-wookie or enviro wolfman or something wow, just wow Prab Moderator Staff Member Patreon Silver Patreon Gold Patreon Bronze Dec 17, 2008 3,549 7 0 CS student SG #3 Prab, Jul 9, 2009 Love the description of the game: skamando Well-Known Member Feb 26, 2009 850 0 0 Student Folsom, CA #4 skamando, Jul 9, 2009 This looks to be the greatest thing ever. I'm tempted to buy it if only to understand. turakm Well-Known Member Jan 15, 2009 1,127 3 38 #5 turakm, Jul 9, 2009 looks very polished. might try this one out Zincous Well-Known Member Dec 23, 2008 4,567 46 36 Sacramento, CA #6 Zincous, Jul 9, 2009 I'll TOFTT lcwz Well-Known Member Nov 30, 2008 192 0 0 #7 lcwz, Jul 9, 2009 Wow, looks just like Real Racing! With woodland creatures! (The sarcasm in this thread is just.. brimming) Devilishly Good Well-Known Member May 1, 2009 9,230 2 0 The Underworld #8 Devilishly Good, Jul 9, 2009 ...I smell a new TA frontpage app... Zincous Well-Known Member Dec 23, 2008 4,567 46 36 Sacramento, CA #9 Zincous, Jul 9, 2009 toot toot where's the tug boat? vaelsh Well-Known Member Aug 26, 2008 455 0 0 Rexburg, ID #10 vaelsh, Jul 9, 2009 Last edited: Jul 9, 2009 Yeah, this is what Apple should have listed as their #1 favorite app... I'm tempted too... The posts so far in this thread have made me laugh so hard, This one in particular! Lol! Harejordan Well-Known Member Apr 16, 2009 173 0 0 Library Page San Jose, CA #11 Harejordan, Jul 9, 2009 If I had an itunes card right now, I'd buy this JUST to figure out how that bear crashed the car, oh man I can't stop laughing, has anyone tried this? vaelsh Well-Known Member Aug 26, 2008 455 0 0 Rexburg, ID #12 vaelsh, Jul 9, 2009 I am actually seriously considering buying this just to figure out what on earth this game is about/how the bear crashed the car! It would probably provide me with a lot laughs! P.S.: I cannot stop laughing either! Rofl! vaelsh Well-Known Member Aug 26, 2008 455 0 0 Rexburg, ID #13 vaelsh, Jul 9, 2009 I can't believe the words coming out of my mouth... Well I am ashamed to say this, but... I actually bought this screwed up environmentalist's dreamed-up piece of crap! LOLS!!! This IS the hardest and most rediculous and absurd game of all time on the iPhone and iPod Touch! This is whacked, man! Go get it if you want to laugh and wonder why bears can apparently drive cars! P.S.: They REALLY do suck at driving! lcwz Well-Known Member Nov 30, 2008 192 0 0 #14 lcwz, Jul 9, 2009 Come to think of it.. The bear looks like Godzilla, it's Godzilla's brown cousin. vaelsh Well-Known Member Aug 26, 2008 455 0 0 Rexburg, ID #15 vaelsh, Jul 9, 2009 He REALLY gets angry sometimes ingame, lols. gigidey Well-Known Member Nov 9, 2008 223 0 0 #16 gigidey, Jul 9, 2009 Last edited: Jul 9, 2009 Okay, I actually bought this and its not terrbile. You drive around throwing out anything you cant eat, and have to find (and eat) enough food before winter sets in. I was suprised to find out that the game does actually have a sound track and sound effects, and runs really smoothly. Honestly, It was worth a dollar just because me and my brother were ****ing dying because the game is such a poor quality. I seriously think that its a joke by the developers. NiclasW Well-Known Member Feb 26, 2009 73 0 0 Student in MediaDesign Cologne, Germany #17 NiclasW, Jul 9, 2009 Is there a Gameplay Video ? The Bat Outta Hell Moderator Staff Member Patreon Silver Patreon Gold Patreon Bronze Mar 10, 2009 9,125 190 38 Hat Salesman Washington #18 The Bat Outta Hell, Jul 9, 2009 Is it just me or does that driver look under the influence of something? gigidey Well-Known Member Nov 9, 2008 223 0 0 #19 gigidey, Jul 9, 2009 I found a video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A24tSPNz2so Honestly, the real game is better than the video. The Bat Outta Hell Moderator Staff Member Patreon Silver Patreon Gold Patreon Bronze Mar 10, 2009 9,125 190 38 Hat Salesman Washington #20 The Bat Outta Hell, Jul 9, 2009 +10 for finding a video =D This game actually doesn't look too bad in motion =O (You must log in or sign up to post here.) Show Ignored Content Page 1 of 27 1 ← 2 3 4 5 6 → 27 Next > Share This Page Tweet Your name or email address: Do you already have an account? 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Wow, looks just like Real Racing! With woodland creatures! (The sarcasm in this thread is just.. brimming)
Yeah, this is what Apple should have listed as their #1 favorite app... I'm tempted too... The posts so far in this thread have made me laugh so hard, This one in particular! Lol!
If I had an itunes card right now, I'd buy this JUST to figure out how that bear crashed the car, oh man I can't stop laughing, has anyone tried this?
I am actually seriously considering buying this just to figure out what on earth this game is about/how the bear crashed the car! It would probably provide me with a lot laughs! P.S.: I cannot stop laughing either! Rofl!
I can't believe the words coming out of my mouth... Well I am ashamed to say this, but... I actually bought this screwed up environmentalist's dreamed-up piece of crap! LOLS!!! This IS the hardest and most rediculous and absurd game of all time on the iPhone and iPod Touch! This is whacked, man! Go get it if you want to laugh and wonder why bears can apparently drive cars! P.S.: They REALLY do suck at driving!
Okay, I actually bought this and its not terrbile. You drive around throwing out anything you cant eat, and have to find (and eat) enough food before winter sets in. I was suprised to find out that the game does actually have a sound track and sound effects, and runs really smoothly. Honestly, It was worth a dollar just because me and my brother were ****ing dying because the game is such a poor quality. I seriously think that its a joke by the developers.
I found a video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A24tSPNz2so Honestly, the real game is better than the video.
