18 000 COOL JOKES is out

Discussion in 'iOS Apps' started by cramzy, Jul 2, 2009.

  1. cramzy

    cramzy Well-Known Member

    Hi guys,

    Have you ever been in a company through friends and family, telling each other jokes? Now, there's an app that will always give you more and more jokes to tell and laugh.
    And if you just feel like wasting 5 minutes, you can always open 18000 Cool Jokes and put the smile on :)

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    18 000 Cool Jokes is the only app that puts so many jokes on your iDevice and in your pocket!
    There are thousands of funny jokes for every taste!

    The features you'll find are:
    • 18 000 jokes
    • 48 categories
    • Specify what jokes you'd like to see- short, long or medium in length
    • Favorites section, to store the jokes you really loved
    • Shake detection for random joke
    • Gorgeous colorful graphics
    • Intelligent algorithm for joke selection, so you don't have to read the same joke twice
    • Send a joke via e-mail, to share the fun with your friends

    Have fun!

    Get it now from the AppStore for just 0.99$.

    For more info, please visit: www.cramzy.com

    Best Regards,
    Iliya Yordanov
     
  2. Giggity

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    You say they're cool.... but are they funny? ;]
     
  3. cramzy

    cramzy Well-Known Member

    Hey there,

    Yes, many of them are funny for most people, and some are funny for just people with different sense of humor... but come on, they are 18 000 :eek: there has to be a lot from everything :D
     
  4. cramzy

    cramzy Well-Known Member

    Thank you everyone for your support! We are not in #88 of the Top 100 Paid Entertainment apps.

    Anyone to share his impressions from 18 000 COOL JOKES?
     
  5. Prab

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    Hmmm... Is the dentist joke in the screenshot finished? I think I'm dumb (I just woke up) so I dont get it :confused: lol
     
  6. sundance kid

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    i thing the wife is the one getting her tooth pulled, but the husband is telling the doctor to just yank it out with no meds or anything, talking like hes the one getting the tooth pulled.
    at least i kinda laughed when i thought it was that? idk maybe im just retarded ha
     
  7. Prab

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    Oooo~~~~~ Yea, I think that was the joke :D
    Thanks. My bad :p
     
  8. Burgkcros223

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    I think its just not that funny
     
  9. cramzy

    cramzy Well-Known Member

    Check this one out:
    The below are valid reasons as to why drinking should be allowed at work. If you use them wisely, you may even be able to convince your boss into allowing alcohol.
    1. It's an incentive to show up.
    2. It reduces stress.
    3. It leads to more honest communications.
    4. It reduces complaints about low pay.
    5. It cuts down on time off because you can work with a hangover.
    6. Employees tell management what they think, not what management wants to hear.
    7. It helps save on heating costs in the winter.
    8. It encourages carpooling.
    9. Increases job satisfaction because if you have a bad job you don't care.
    10. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work.
    11. It makes fellow employees look better.
    12. It makes the cafeteria food taste better.
    13. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are wasted.
    14. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.
    15. If something does something stupid on the job, it will be quickly forgotten
    :D
     
  10. cramzy

    cramzy Well-Known Member

    **** Planned Updates Information ****
    VER 1.1 - coming very soon
    • Ability to quickly share a joke via Twitter and Facebook (+ Email)
    • Over 2000 jokes were re-organized to fit categories more accurately
    • Fixed many spelling mistakes
    • Chuck Norris jokes
    • SAP jokes

    VER 1.2
    • Swipe gesture to navigate to next and previous joke
    • Rate jokes
    • See best rated jokes
    • More spelling mistakes to be fixed

    VER 1.3
    • SURPRISE :)
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