Saw this in another forum, thought I'd give it a shot. Basically, we all post ways to get kicked out of our favorite mega-store 'til we hit 100. 1) Go over to the karaoke machines and sing "My Humps" at the top of your lungs.
Here is a sad but funny article of wal-mart. http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2008/11/28/national/main4637170.shtml
whoa, maybe your favorite mega store but I will never step in one again. How about we come up with reasons "NOT" to go to walmart in the firstplace.
The people. 'Nuff said. As for the 100 ways 7.) (I think it's 7) Price everything incorrectly. Make soap like a thousand dollars and bikes about 30. 8.) Sell some of your own posessions. Just set up a small table in the middle of an aisle and put some crap you don't want on there at a cheap price. 9.) Make employees actually do something. 10.) Repeatedly ask employees if they can do everything alright like they ask if you can find everything alright. 11.) Ride the bikes on display around the store. 12.) Ride the sit down lawn mowers on display around the store. 13.) Jack a forklift and ride it around the store. 14.) Shopping cart drag races. Hitting old people results in a bonus.
16) When you put your items on the check out counter, hop on and get a ride for the full four feet. 17) Grab a cart and crash into other carts bumper-car style.
18: go to the pets and start having a tantrum about wanting a fish, shouting many sware words throughout it.
19) turn on the radio in the electronics section and turn up the volume 20) set off all of the "try me" toys at the same time.
Go into the toy aisle and set a few Dora toys down in the aisle and hide, when someone tries to pick them up jump out and yell "Swiper no swiping! Swiper no swiping!" Randomly put rolls of toilet paper into people's carts. Follow people around the store until they see you, then run away and follow someone else. When there are people behind you in the aisle walk VERY slowly. Look for the video game section and find the "Try out Guitar Hero" display. If someone is playing, grab the guitar from them, push them over, and start randomly flailing at the keys and lipsynching to the words of the song.
some more: 30. ask the pharmacist which medication is most similar to date rape, but for children 31. try to buy a dog with a mike vick jersey on (a classic falcons one), and have a loud conversation with your friend about how vick was wrongly punished 32. buy a kitten and ask one of the employees whether it is tastier to bake or fry it, and which is the best way to have "sexy time" with it hahaha i can go on forever
