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Oh my, my aplogies. Allow me to speak a little more literally. Lt. Action (me) arrived at the studio at 9 am the morning of the 14th. This...
Go lookit the bottom of PAGE 84. Also, not because you all deserve it but because I'm such a good guy, here's a special photo taken at 10am...
Dear Touch Arcade, The local time is currently 4:15 am. Some of us have been here, at work, for over 19 hours. Please love BATTLE BEARS -1...
It is true what you all have heard. The LONGEST, most EPIC, most INNAPROPRIATE, most REWARDING contest that I'm sure Touch Arcade has EVA...
I regret to inform everyone that, come tomorrow, I will be out of town, which I know means nothing to the average internet larvae as the concept...
This contest will end TOMORROW as I don't think there will be time to run it another week before BATTLE BEARS -1 launches.... HEYOH! :D FUN...
Dear everyone, We are SO CLOSE to releasing a fat batch of -1 info that I can't stand it. My Secrets Kidney yearns to filter hot information...
If only referencing Wonder Showzen was grounds to have your vote counted 14,000 times, then the world would be a perfect place, with three "P's"....
You sexy, sexy fools <3 Look at you, coming out in force to participate in the contest and post obscure videos (aznriceboi wins, by the way, for...
Truly, it is an honor for everyone to have me back triumphantly tooting my own horn while putting down YOUR horns and pointing out how lacking...
)@u@( I knew that I had been feeling a tingle in my nethers. Such a tingle could only have meant one of two or three things and I am thrilled to...
The release date? Funny you should ask because YOU WON! :D [img] CONGRATULATIONS, MONDAE! Salamandersoup will be in shortly with the...
OHHHH the slap game you say? I don't... know why you'd suspect that I would know anything about.... the slape game or... the "Kick Me" sign on the...
You can dramatically tip over anything you want. You can smash my nice things effectively concluding the reason we cannot have said nice things....
<3<3<3<3 Yes, please ponder to your heart's content. When you've pondered your mind into a fine, gourmet jelly, please check your...
Okay, okay. I see how it is. Everyone is happy to sit around and suckle upon my teets as long as you're all being entertained but I turn my back...
HOW DARE YOU, SIR?! BESMIRCH my good name by insinuating that I might ever make a mistake?! CHECK YOSELF, HOMIE. Take another look at the...
Oh you guys )@u@( I can really see the appeal in running, maintaining and heading up a bonafied cult. Your enthusiasm and consistent mindless...
(>;n;)> "If there ever was a drawing that I promised to draw a single name from at a predesignated time in the future, it might look...
Then my plan couldn't be going any smoother than if I had a "Soft Serve Plan-Cone" machine in my dingy, ill lit basement that dispenses optimal...
