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The glare from the glittering heap of gold I am sitting upon is making it difficult to discern the movements of all below me. I ASSUME you're...
Our boy M. Knight Shamwow-a-long ain't the only one who can throw a good twist around here! [img]
Look alive, fellas (and ladies) it's time for our third contest! I'm reaching deep inside and accessing my inner socialist on this one while...
Turns out what I was brewing up was a big fat lie! But I won't leave you little scuttlebutts empty butted! We've been busting our back, front,...
Indeed, nothing stirs the heart (and loins) like some honest and fierce competition! I cannot confirm that the purpose of these contests is to...
A riddle! Q: How long is a forum post from a developer who made a promise about sharing a snippet of the update content they were working on...
If only I had the time (and requisite level of crap-givingHEYOH-BUZING) Well played, everyone, if I was all of your fathers I would barely be...
PENCILS DOWN, FLYS UP, HANDS WHERE I CAN SEE THEM! We have a BBW! (Big Beautiful Winner) Andy C83 is now the proud Shogun of our newest...
This is becoming too much for me. "Hot and bothered" doesn't begin to describe the inferno raging in my loins. [img] CONTEST #2 IS AFOOT! OUR...
If I wasn't an undead abomination cursed to walk this Earth and dance for peanuts, "be still my beating heart" would be an apt phrase here! You...
Please remember when I say that I have rearranged the office furniture into a crude throne atop from which I peer down on this thread and whisper...
CONFIRMED and IMMEDIATELY DENIED, NOEN! He rose so fast and fell so far </3 Anotherkellydown comes in with a swift and merciless smack-down!...
Feed that beast, Jamie. When the voice inside you says "that's enough gambling" the only way to shut it up is more gambling. Now, here's a...
Oh brave, noble NOEN. You saw a cause larger than yourself. When I offered a chance to be selfish, NOEN said "nay, this one is for the kids". It...
AWWWWW SNAP! Jamie8403 is our winner with 400 cows! Keep an eye on that inbox, Jamie! We'll be dropping something hot n' sticky sweet in...
Truly, before I knew NOEN, I had no concept of the truth and trustworthiness of the natural world. Now here I am, singing with the voices of...
Everyone, please bend deeply at the waist in reverence for The Sam-Moo-Rai! [img]
I must be honest, I first encountered your legend in a land far to the east. Trekking up a misty mountain trail one afternoon, I noticed all the...
Someone is on their way to dispense justice and bring honor to his ancestors. WHO COULD IT BE?! [img]
The consensus around here is that NOEN is a man worthy of our trust and, in the face of this staggering debut onto the leaderboards, our undying...
