Did you think you were free? Did you think the call of the Bitcoins were in the past, never to hook you again? I have bad news, or good news if you needed an excuse to jump back into Bitcoin Billionaire (Free), as the game is getting an update in mid-December to take you and your bitcoin-mining operation…to the future.
That’s right, there will be futuristic technology, alien artifacts, and heads in jars to collect as you mine your bitcoins in the distant, or perhaps not-so-distant, future, in Futuretopia! There will be new items to unlock, new technologies to invest in, and new achievements to collect, of course. Your helpful pet companion will still be along for the ride, though. The future update will be available sometime in the week of the 14th, but if you play the game right now (Correction: when the new update hits), you can get three free holiday items and watch it snow outside while you stay inside, mining bitcoins.
Tell them to do the Castlevania games! I know that's not their jurisdiction because Konami owns them but tell them to do it anyway or make some new ones but call them... notCastlevania and instead of fighting Dracula they fight... um... Undead Hitler! I would also like them to finish Star Wars 1313 because I have little faith in EA at this point (assuming they are given it, I'm sure they'd cut and sew like what happened to Destiny)... And tell them to do it right! Like in the E3 Demo! Same actors and story!!! Being back Lucasfilm!!! I also want a pony!!!
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The pony must be named Snuffles and his favorite thing to eat MUST BE SUN CHIPS!!!
Any flavor will do!!! Just as long as it's not French Onion! I HATE FRENCH ONION!!!!
You ok man?
Josh was bad. Josh now good.
That... was... trippy. Whatever you were on, may I please have some?