I'm not super religious or anything, but every once in a while I need to call upon a higher power to make my dreams become a reality. When Surgeon Simulator developer Bossa Studios announced their new game I Am Bread back in October of last year, I had a simple request for the Big Man/Woman upstairs: Please Lord let it come to mobile. Ask and ye shall receive, they say. Today in Bossa's weekly I Am Bread video series, aptly titled the Bread Diaries, the studio officially announced that I Am Bread will be heading to iOS. In case you missed the official trailer the first time around, go ahead and bask in its toasty goodness.

As you can see, I Am Bread is by far the most robust and realistic sentient bread simulator available on the market today. It's been available on Steam Early Access since early December, and the plan, as explained in the Bread Diaries video linked above, is to wrap up what Bossa considers the "finished" version of the game sometime in the next couple of months to release on Steam and then immediately start working on the iOS port. That means it likely won't be anytime soon that we'll be living the life of a slice of bread on our iOS devices, but just knowing that it's coming makes me feel all warm and toasty inside.

  • http://twitter.com/JaredTA Jared Nelson

    It's probably worth mentioning that, as Carter has pointed out, "Jared is just Bread with a J instead of a B and some of the letters mixed around"

    I (literally) AM BREAD

  • coolpepper43

    I knew this would make a great port. I'm so happy!

  • RomanReigns

    Fahrenheit : Indigo Prophecy remastered appears on New Zealand appstore.IN$TABUY πŸ˜€

    • Kenan2000

      Will it appear on ios?Is this true or you are just joking?I know that remastered version is coming out soon but...for ios either?!

      • RomanReigns

        i just mentioned it appeared on new zealand "Appstore"..and i think you can find "Appstore" only on ios

      • Kenan2000

        New Zealand right?It is not out,I have out "indigo prophecy"in the search,nothing has appeared.

      • Kenan2000


      • PoloBaquerizoH

        Its supossed to be out this friday, they released a video today announcing that

    • Kenan2000

      Probably a troll ._.

      • RomanReigns

        Just because you searched something wrong at wrong appstore,does that mean its a troll?! get a life.....................ROOKIE!!

  • Kenan2000

    YES,YES,YES!I hope it will be out in Azerbaijan AppStore just like surgeon simulator!This game is so fun yet so frustrating.

  • Alexythimia23

    That was one weird ass looking game........ I Love It lmao

  • Rebrahimy

    This is gonna be my new goat simulator πŸ™‚

    • http://adamsimmersive.com Adams Immersive

      My fingers are crossed for a GvB crossover game.

  • evolutionmine16

    I really hope the developers find a way to make the controls more fluid for the iOS port. On PC the control scheme was not conducive to maneuvering around the map and the gameplay suffered because of it. It is a great concept for a game and I think they can go far with the idea.

    • homosaur

      These are the same guys that did Surgeon Simulator. The incompetent controls are likely on purpose.

  • Dailon Huskey

    this will be a smash hit
    Although it may be a while

  • Baracus

    This could be one of the best things since sliced b..........
    OK not funny I know, someone had to though πŸ™‚

  • MarleySage

    Just waiting for This & Octodad The deadliest catch

  • hylang

    A toast ? The game is a boring game like goat! Hahaha

    • Kenan2000

      Disagree,these games are basically made for short but quick amount of fun.Not like you're playing gta SA or oddworld or KOTOR or even nova 3.

      Here is the scheme:

      1)You play them for like 1 hour.
      2)You're having fun.
      3)You quit the app and do something else in real life or read/play/watch/anything via your device.
      4)You come back and repeat.

  • stolenlogic

    I love bread and toast and sandwiches! I've always wanted to live the life of toast.